1. sassyabrahamlincoln:

    daftlypunk:

    i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

    update: i banged him

    (via the-queen-official)

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  2. 
4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

    4noptimisticpessimist:

    this gif actually changed my life 

    (via the-queen-official)

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  4. adrianianam:

circuitfry:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

Idk it looks more like Albert’s just sick of explainin shit to people over and over again

Actually you’re probably right. Einstein was a huge critic of the act of committing things to memory that could easily just be looked up. He thought it was a waste of time, effort, and mental resources that could be out to much better use. Einstein would probably be the type to just ask you to Google something. Hell if for no other reason than if you asked him something he would say that he didn’t remember it himself.

    adrianianam:

    circuitfry:

    overlypolitebisexual:

    irrevocablybee:

    What society has come to

    UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

    Idk it looks more like Albert’s just sick of explainin shit to people over and over again

    Actually you’re probably right. Einstein was a huge critic of the act of committing things to memory that could easily just be looked up.

    He thought it was a waste of time, effort, and mental resources that could be out to much better use.

    Einstein would probably be the type to just ask you to Google something. Hell if for no other reason than if you asked him something he would say that he didn’t remember it himself.

    (via romeoisadick)

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  5. the-misadventures-of-lele:

    squidwurd:

    condommodel:

    today at work someone tipped me a potato

    image

    in some countries that is a marriage proposal

    Even the potato looks confused

    (via musicforeverlove2)

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  6. alorathegreat:

hittin it so hard

    alorathegreat:

    hittin it so hard

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  7. sammybitchfacewinchester:

    fricken-nuggets:

    fricken-nuggets:

    Whats red and bad for your teeth?

    a brick

    well you’re not wrong

    (via red-riding-rose)

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  8. photo

    photo

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  10. conflicting:

    my blog is an inconsistent piece of shit but at least i have fun

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  11. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

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  12. yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

    yungbiochemist:

    this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

    (via ponfairy)

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  13. breelandwalker:

    eldritchlunch:

    grilledcheese4evr:

    PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

    also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns

    Archive of How It’s Made Episodes on Project Free TV

    (via sharks-with-knives)

    2 days ago  /  117,500 notes  /  Source: grilledcheese4evr

  14. constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

    constantbullshitting:

    oilauren:

    "I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

    Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

    now THAT’S what i call a party

    (via sharks-with-knives)

    2 days ago  /  96,001 notes  /  Source: oilauren

  15. odetsleep:

    so i was watchin this being all emo bc josh dun talking about his passion but then at the end i reached a new level of emo a completely new level like please watch this oh go do

    (via pilots-and-skeletons)

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